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I went swimming at a hotel that had a waterslide and
I went swimming at a hotel that had a waterslide and everything...(: But, all these boys and girls cut in front of me, and they were all friends, and ...

I PROMISED MYSELF I WOULDNT GO HITTING THE TENNIS BALL AND KILLING
I PROMISED MYSELF I WOULDNT GO HITTING THE TENNIS BALL AND KILLING MY TENNIS COACH WITH THE DAMN TENNIS BALL... Me: *Misses like every serve and final...

I went to Kohls today and they had fake mirrors that made you look
I went to Kohls today and they had fake mirrors that made you look twice as skinnier as you actually were... I saw this girl look in the mirror and wa...

When you go to Walmart and run into a person who got better
When you go to Walmart and run into a person who got better looking, hotter, and in general, got a hell of a lot skinnier and got in shape... Person: ...