so, i have decided that DirtyBluePissyPiggyGutsNOSniper is for sale. Willing to make a good deal, all i want is to recover some basic expenses. ~ 2 raspberry bushes @ $5 ( organic from farmers market) ~ 2 blue ball point pens $1 Blue ( likely inorganic, uggghhh, hard to control what he eats when you are not looking ) ~ 2 trips to the Dog Groomers @ $35 each ~ 300 sq ft of new carpet ( ink stains ) $500 + install @ $175 ~ 18 gallons of Vinegar to clean windows daily @ $60 ~ shoulder replacement surgery ( windows ) $ 17 000 US, good thing i have coverage, its that much w insurance down here. ~ 4 new 3 x 6ft windows @ $800 + install @ $275 (he beat them to death with muddy paws & yes, something other than a diamond can scratch glass. Dirty ~ 2 new rolls of electronic fence wire @ $30 each ~ 2x 25lb bags of dog food @ $30 each per month x 6mo. $360 ~ new paint job on Hummer $689( one side only ) ( muddy paws ) Dirty ~ gas for trip to coast to purchase lovely new pet $120 ( yes, sorry, hes a coaster ) ~ pet fee $600 - you can just have the baby toy that came with him, i still have it ~ puppy bed $25 ( hes too fat for it now but its yours ) ~ other small section of carpet @ ohhh, 50$ ( back when he was not potty trained ) Pissy ~ elk bones to occupy him while i go to work - average cost of hunting trip? butcher? note - no extra charge here as we ate the meat. ~ you will need a small herd of deer to supply the extra nutrition in the form of poops - we had 22. they in turn will require a small amount of highly nutritious quality feed in order to insure that the PiggyGutsNOSniper is well fed. 90lb bales of hay i hauled home in my Hummer - not recommended, very messy. lost count so we will just say $200. Grain & Oats ( i want my puppy to eat well ) $200. ~ begin a compost pile immediately as any nutritional value that he feels he is lacking he WILL find in there. ~ his favorite chew toy is my little orange manx - Oakley. please get your own, Oakley has never touched my windows. thats only about $21 000. ill knock some off and throw in the old electronic box for the new wire. your set. great deal. please contact me ASAP ......t
Posted on: Sat, 07 Jun 2014 17:05:04 +0000
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