so my bud and I get invited to the Box (suite ) at Absa stadium ...to watch the Sharks play rugby and being old school rugby supporters ...off we go ready to have a great day ...and in a private suite with free booze and free food........life is good . So we get there early ....and discover we are not the only free-loaders , the suite is already fairly packed ....and we have our jeans and T shirts on .........and most the rest look like they come dressed for church ....or a wedding ....the woman with more bling than a Pam Golding agent. The curtain raisers are on and my bud and I settle down at the pub ......to warm up like ....and have developed a healthy buzz ...but we keep getting looks from this woman sitting next to me ...and she starts mouthing off to her friends about how some dont know how to behave .......now this greases my schnitzel and my mates schnitzel .......we are at rugby man .....this suite is essentially a man cave at rugby ...and this chick is acting like ...........like a chick who needs a stiffie .....but we are at rugby .......so after enduring this woman for about an hour ........something happens on the field and everyone except my bud and I run to the window to see what happened . My bud , bless his soul scoops a large chunk of ice out of her drink , wipes it on his butt ....(censored) and puts it back into her drink .....and as she returns to her seat she sits ....not before giving us the customary glare, tilts the glass back ......and takes a long swig .............puerile I know ...but she didnt seem to bother us after that .
Posted on: Thu, 28 Nov 2013 19:30:57 +0000
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