so tonight i was walking around my pond rocking out to 96 quite bitter beings by CKY and i see this skunk. it was a little bigger than normal but i didnt think much of it so i kept walking, thinking it would run the other way. as soon as i pass it, i turn my head to see if its gone but NOPE HE STARTED CHASING ME!!!! so in the heat of the moment and with all my motivation to not be Pepe Le Pew, i booked it as fast as i could past the park and i stopped at the edge of the parking lot to see if it was still after me for my kidneys, but it was gone. relieved, i went about my business and got about halfway into my apartment complex when i realize i dont have my phone. it fell out of my hoodie pocket when i was running from the kidney thief, so i went back and used my lighter and the light from my mp3 to try and find it. i didnt, so i went all the way back to my apartment, grabbed a flashlight, and went back to the scene. i was thinking i dropped it in the grass (my phone is green) but nope, i dropped it on the path (the path is white). moral of the story here? dont trust hoodie pockets unless you can close them. (mine are able to zip up but i wasnt thinking i needed to because i didnt think a skunk would try to steal my kidneys)
Posted on: Thu, 09 Oct 2014 03:14:40 +0000
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