sooooooooooooo, the wife and I switched duties tonight. It was my night off and she had to work evening shift (my thanks to a couple PH administrators, fine job!) So I picked up my daughter after her after school activity and it was off to gymnastics. An hour and a half sitting, unable to watch her due to the crowded seating so I was subjected to listening to a couple moms talk about their home school curriculum, another mom talking on her cell phone loud enough for all to hear, as if we cared and a girls retired grandpa talking about his travels around the country as a truck driver! I had a book to read but I forgot my earplugs! So as we were ready to leave I thought I should stop in the boys room, (it says that on the door), to pee! In the boys room there is one narrow stall with a urinal next to the throne stall. As I entered the boys room, I noticed two little feet inside the throne stall. I wedged myself into the narrow space with the urinal and was finishing draining my main vein when I heard a little person start giggling. The giggling stopped and as I looked downward and noticed my right shoe was a little wet a little voice says, saw-wee! Some little shit peed on my shoe!!! ARRGH!! Nothing a couple paper towels couldnt dry off!! Im not sure what the little guy was doing behind door #1 but I wasnt getting involved any more!! Im glad I had leather shoes on that cleaned up easy... Why me ?
Posted on: Wed, 05 Mar 2014 05:12:08 +0000
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