to funny ! Absolutely the Best Dog Joke > > Nancy Pelosi called Harry Reid into her office one day and said, > Harry, I have a plan to win back Middle America in 2014! > > Great Nancy, but how? asked Harry. > > Well get some cheesy clothes and shoes, like most Middle Class > Americans wear, then stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador > retriever. Then, well go to a nice old country bar in Montana and > show them how much admiration and respect we have for the hard working > people living there. > > So they did, and found just the place they were looking for in Bozeman > , Montana. With the dog in tow, they walked inside and stepped up to > the bar. > > The Bartender took a step back and said, Hey! Arent you Harry Reid > and Nancy Pelosi? > > Yes we are! said Nancy, And what a lovely town you have here. We > were passing through and Harry suggested we stop and take in some > local color. > > They ordered a round of bourbon for the whole bar, and started > chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen. > > A few minutes later, a grizzled old rancher came in, walked up to the > Labrador, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, shrugged his > shoulders and walked out. A few moments later, in came another old > rancher. He walked up to the dog, lifted up its tail, looked > underneath, scratched his head and left the bar. > > For the next hour, another dozen ranchers came in, lifted the dogs > tail, and left shaking their heads. > > Finally, Nancy asked, Why did all those old ranchers come in and look > under the dogs tail? Is it some sort of custom? > > Lord no, said the bartender. Someones out there running around > town, claiming theres a Labrador Retriever in here with two > assholes!
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