todays very short play - Jill - Where are you going? Genghis - Out. Jill - Just out? Genghis - Out for a walk. Jill - Can I come with you? Genghis - No. Jill - Pretty please??? Genghis - Listen jill, I have spent the whole weekend at home and believe me, it has been fun, but / Jill - / You dont want me to come with you because youre tired of me. Genghis - Not at all! ... If you must know the truth, I am going out to conquer a rival tribe. Jill - The Naiman? Genghis - ... Yes! the Naiman. Jill - I could definitely come then. Let me put some things together. Genghis - Oh.. .that would be great, I would love to have you, but when they succumb to my will I will be moving on to the Merkits. Jill - Well, thats not too far. Genghis - … After the Merkits I will move on to subjugate the Jin and after that the Tatars. Jill - You will need help, company. Genghis - And you would be amazing company, but the kids need you here. Jill - But I would bring the kids of course ... we would all be with you. It would be just like home. Genghis - Oh, that would be great. But not safe at all… Jill - The tribes will all bend to your will like twigs. Genghis - No, not safe as I will then be … exterminating, yeah I will be violently exterminating the peoples of … Baghdad, Samarkand …. um… Urgench, Kiev … and Khuzestan. And the weather is terrible is Khuzestan. Jill - I like the cold. Genghis - Exactly, yes, but what of … Celicia. Jill - Not too bad there by the water. The kids could go skiing. Genghis - Or, or Makuria .. and Yemen ... Ethiopia and the Bantu region…. insanely f*cking hot there and nothing but sand for thousands of miles in every direction. Jill - … You are trying to avoid me. Genghis - Oh yeah, I am conquering the known world and beyond just as an excuse to go out… Why would I do that? Jill - Maybe so that you take the most beautiful women of every region as your own and fathering hundreds of children with them. Genghis - Hmm ... But youre so hot baby, what could they give me you dont? Jill - Well, for one thing, you could mark for all time the earths population with your seed. Genghis - … Wow … could that really happen?
Posted on: Sat, 19 Oct 2013 16:29:02 +0000
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