two little boys stole a bag of oranges from the neighbourhood and decided to go to a calm place to share the lot equally. one of them decided a nearby cemetery. as they were jumping gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the bag, they didnt bother to pick since they had enough in the bag, a few mins later a drunkard on his way from the bar passed near the cemetery gate and heard a voice saying one for me, one for u. He immediately picked up his shoe and ran as fast as he could to a church nearby, for the priest. Father, please come with me, come and witness God and satan sharing corpse at the cemetery. They both ran back to the cemetery gate and voices continued, one for me, one for u. Suddenly the voice stopped counting and said, what about the two at the gate?.... Come see the marathon race. The priest almost ran past the church gate... Shouting, we are not dead yet oooooh nw u r laughing dont be selfish, share it with friends. Put a smile on someone s face
Posted on: Mon, 03 Feb 2014 05:06:45 +0000
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