ubject: Living In Ridgecrest > Living in Ridgecrest > > Dear Diary: > > > > May 30th: > > Just moved to Ridgecrest. . . .Now this is a city that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! Watched the sunset from a park lying on a blanket. It was beautiful. Ive finally found my home. I love it here. > > > > June 14th: > > Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. Im turning into a sun worshipper. > > > > June 30th: > > Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing the lawn for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here. > > > July 10th: > > The temperature hasnt been below 100 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least its kind of windy though. But getting used to the heat is taking longer than I expected. > > > July 15th: > > Fell asleep by the pool. (Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body. Missed 3 days work. What a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol sun in a climate like this. > > > > July 20th: > I didnt see Morgan (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning. By the time I got to the hot car for lunch, Morgan had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stank up the $2,000 leather upholstery. I told the kids that Morgan ran away. The car now smells like Kibbles and shits. I learned my lesson though. No more pets in this heat. > > > July 25th: >> The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!! And its hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts. > >> July 30th: > Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. $1,500 in damn house payments and we cant even go inside. Why did I ever come here? > > > Aug. 4th: > Its 110 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today. It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to 95. Stupid repairman pissed in my pool. I hate this stupid city. > > Aug. 6th: > If another wise ass cracks, Hot enough for you today?, Im going to !#$%*#! strangle him. Damn heat! By the time I get to work the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like a dead cat!! > > Aug 9th: > Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, and sat on the black leather seats in the ol car. I thought my ass was on fire. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and ass. Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried ass,and dead cat! > > Aug.10th: > The weather report might as well be a damn recording. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It been too hot to do shit for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. Doesnt it ever rain in this damn desert?? Water rationing will be next, so the $1700 worth of cactus just might dry up and blow into the damn pool. Even the cactus cant live in this damn heat. > > Aug. 14th: > Welcome to HELL!!! Temperature got to 115 today. Forgot to crack the windows in my car and blew the damn windshield out of my car. The installer came to fix it and said, Hot enough for you today? My wife had to spend the $1500 house payment to bail me out of jail. Freaking Ridgecrest! What kind of sick demented idiot would want to live here???
Posted on: Mon, 14 Jul 2014 02:44:52 +0000
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