was bored on a long layover this week and some questionable passenger behavior prompted me to write this up. I present to you: Butanes Airplane Etiquette Top 10 (youre welcome). 1. Please take off your purse/backpack and carry it when youre boarding, so you dont hit me in the face as you walk by. 2. Dont put your carry-on luggage above 10C as youre on your way to sit in 24B, unless the flight attendant tells you to. 3. I dont mind you taking your shoes off, but if I can smell your feet, were going to have a problem. 4. Similarly, feel free to bring your lunch on the plane, but think twice about buying that tuna sandwich with extra onion. 5. Dont talk to me if Im reading, working, eating, sleeping, etc. Basically, just dont talk to me. 6. Do not use the back of my seat to pull your fat ass out of your chair every time you get up. Use the armrests. Also - if your kid is kicking and punching the back of my seat, I might end up kicking and punching your kid. 7. Try not to fart repeatedly. Seriously. I know youre a bloated, gas-filled blimp who ate PF Changs for breakfast, but make an attempt at common decency. 8. Please dont plow through me from behind as soon as the airplane parks at the gate. Instead, try waiting patiently as the rows in front of you disembark in an orderly fashion. Europeans Im talking mostly to you. 9. Please dress as if youre actually leaving the house. Girls, this means no Uggs and sweat pants. Guys, no shorts and flip flops. and finally… 10. When Im standing in the priority boarding lane, dont push past me when group one boarding starts like I dont belong there. Get in line behind me. 50-year old boring white business guy, Im talking to you. Whats that, youre Gold? Oh cool, Im Platinum. I got that upgrade you were hoping for.
Posted on: Thu, 07 Aug 2014 21:18:50 +0000
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