was given admission into amadu bello university To study history, not my dream course, my substitute course. Those that wrote jamb will understand, after screening and stress in file submission, i appeared in class, not as a witch doctor bt as a student. The lecturer said, we are going to start today lecture by reviewing some NIGERIAN HISTORY. she asked, who said, I SHALL RETURN AND DIE, IN THE LAND OF MY FATHER? nobody attempted to answer the question. I raised up my hand and she called on me, you, i replied, KING JAJA OF OPOBO, 1875: Very good, she commended, WHO SAID THE LAND USE ACT WILL FEED THE NATION? nobody attempt to answer. My hand went up and she called on me OBASANJO, 1976: I REPLIED. She snapped the rest students, u all should be ashamed of yourselves. This boy whom i presumed just resumed knows about NIGERIAN HISTORY than u have been attending classes since the first day of the resumption. What a shame. I weep for u all. A loud voice came from the back of the class, WHATS MY BUSINESS! Who said that? The lecturer asked, i stood up and replied, ABACHA, 1995; A student from the middle scornfully said, I AM BETTER THAN U. who said that? She asked, i replied, ABIOLA TO BABANGIDA, 1997: ANOTHER student yelled furiously, now EAT THIS! i jumped up, waved at the lecturer and shouted, INDIAN MISTRESS GIVING APPLE TO ABACHA, 1998: As the class was getting rowdy, someone said, U LITTLE SHIT, IF U SAY ANYTHING AGAIN, I WILL KILL U. i shouted at the top of my voice, CHRIS UBA TO NGIGE, 2004. The lecturer fainted. as we gathered around her on the floor, a girl said, OH GOD! WE ARE IN TROUBLE. I whispered, CHIMAROKE NNAMANI, AYODELE FAYOSE AND CHIEF LUCKY IGBINEDION, 2007, Angrily, a guy said, DONT REPLY, HE IS A FOOL. i smiled and said, OBASANJO TO BABANGIDA, 2011. all the students took their heels. The lecturer got up and asked, WHO SENT U? replied GOODLUCK JONATHAN TO BOKO HARAM, 2013; She retorted, ARE U FOR REAL? i replied, FASHOLA TO EBOLA 2014 whats up pals take care
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