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was laying here in bed...minding my own business...listening to Hubby snore (which sounds like distilled opera, by the way) when a mosquito or black fly or some other harmless but unfortunate insect landed on my face. Followed by, as you all know, my central nervous system immediately converting it to Spider! So I slip into my go-to coping strategy...which is to thrash around violently while screeching like an emergency siren with asthma...leaving my poor Hubby going airborne while silently clawing at the air in his half-asleep hysteria. And so he whips around and looks at me and screams WHAT?! And I say, False alarm. Sorry. And roll over. So he answers, Theres something very wrong with you, you know that, right? And I say, Yeah we all figured. Go back to sleep. My bad. *sigh*. We cant all be heroes Hunny. Sorry....
Posted on: Sun, 03 Aug 2014 02:39:16 +0000

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