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well this may explain it all THIS IS A WARNING POTENTIAL DANGER OF HORSE HAIR ~ In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses. This substance, called amo-bacter equuii has been linked with the following symptoms in female humans: *reluctance to cook *reluctance to perform housework *reluctance to wear anything but boots *reluctance to work except in support of a horse *physical craving for contact with horses (may be an addiction) Beware! if you come in contact with a female human affected by this substance be prepared to talk about horses for hours on end. This was a public service announcement ... Surgeon Generals Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense.
Posted on: Tue, 19 Aug 2014 10:14:01 +0000

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