#win Guy Fieri has adopted this local-news-reporter intonation - TopicsExpress



          

#win Guy Fieri has adopted this local-news-reporter intonation and cadence, except Guy is also shouting for some reason. He is slowly and incessantly screaming at us to eat concoctions such as beer-battered meatball sandwiches, wrapped in a pizza and deep-fried in lard. What’s for dessert? A sheet cake dipped in pancake batter, dunked in butter frosting and sprinkled with Pop-Tarts. In short, Guy’s trying to kill us. While Michelle Obama campaigns for Americans to make healthier food choices, the Food Network relentlessly promotes Guy Fieri – a guy who wants us to combust via consumption of highly processed inedibles.
Posted on: Sun, 10 Aug 2014 19:21:02 +0000

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