you know, its true - cats really are always plotting to eat us. like, that cat thats been following me around.. see, i always knew that the cat was really stalking me as a possible prey item, but i was trying to rationalize ways around that obvious deduction, because its not something you really want to come to terms with. that cat is following me around because it would like to eat me. how pleasant. i think if it was a really serious concern to me, id of course react differently. but its a cute, black and white furry cat with a bit of a swagger in its steps. it doesnt really strike me as ominous, even if i know what its really thinking. when it comes down to it, though, do i really want to get into a fight with a cat? they seem cute and harmless. but, theyre very agile and absolutely capable of catching you by surprise. we have a weak spot - our necks. and, cats are entirely aware of that weak spot. it doesnt take much to take you out through your neck. a smart cat would be able to exploit this. you think past it, though. its just a cute cat. a cute cat that sees you as a possible prey item, if it can just get the right opportunity.
Posted on: Mon, 22 Dec 2014 13:36:10 +0000
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