Сheck out these cool,funny quotes with the most romantic first line, but least romantic second line. Hope u enjoy :-) I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, Im good at telling lies! --------- My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life. --------- I see your face when I am dreaming. Thats why I always wake up screaming. --------- Oh loving beauty, you float with grace If only you could hide your face. --------- Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not. --------- I want to feel your sweet embrace But dont take that paper bag off of your face. --------- My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? --------- Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed. ---------- My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe Go To Hell. ---------- Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowls empty and so is your head! ---------- What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Posted on: Mon, 19 May 2014 07:06:24 +0000
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