یو څو انګرېزي، خندونکي، لنډې ټوکي: Factory workers Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, I can make the boss give me the day off. The man replies, And how would you do that? The woman says, Just wait and see. She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, What are you doing? The woman replies, Im a light bulb. The boss then says, Youve been working so much that youve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off. The man starts to follow her and the boss says, Where are you going? The man says, Im going home, too. I cant work in the dark. Call me a taxi ! A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi. English Joke - Looking for a Wife Download MP3 (Right-click or option-click the link.) Fred is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, Why arent you married? Cant you find a woman who will be a good wife? Fred replied, Actually, Ive found many women that I have wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesnt like them. His friend thinks for a moment and says, Ive got the perfect solution, just find a girl whos just like your mother. A few months later they meet again and his friend says, Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her? With a frown on his face, Fred answers, Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much. The friend said, Then whats the problem? Fred replied, My father doesnt like her. English Joke - 3 Restaurants Download MP3 (Right-click or option-click the link.) There were three restauraunts on the same block. One day one of them put up a sign which said The Best Restaurant in the City. The next day, the largest restaurant on the block put up a larger sign which said The Best Restaurant in the World. On the third day, the smallest restaurant put up a small sign which said The Best Restaurant on this Block. Joke - Punishment A student is talking to his teacher. Student: Would you punish me for something I didn`t do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I havent done my homework. English Joke - Telephone A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. Wow!, said her father, That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened? Wrong number, replied the girl. English Joke - Doctor, it hurts! A man goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts. The doctor asks, What do you mean? The man says, When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts. The doctor says, I know whats wrong with you. Youve broken your finger! English Joke - A Cute Dog A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, Does your dog bite? The shopkeeper says, No, my dog does not bite. The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. Ouch, he says, I thought you said your dog does not bite! The shopkeeper replies, That is not my dog. My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him, What was the name of his other leg? Why is this funny? Its funny because of the confusion between these two phrases; a man with a wooden leg and a wooden leg named Smith. English Joke - The Biggest Lie Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, Why are you arguing? One boy answers, We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie. You should be ashamed of yourselves, said the teacher, When I was your age I didnt even know what a lie was. The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher. Teacher: Whats the past participle of the verb to ring? Student: What do you think, sir? Teacher: I dont think. I KNOW. Student: I dont think I know either, sir.
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