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* ﻣﺶ ﺷﺮﻁ ﺃﺷﻴﻞ .."Iphone"ﻋﺸﺎﻥ ﺗﻘﻮﻝ ﻋﻠﻴﺎ ﺫﻛﻲ ﻭ ﺑﻔﮭﻢ!! * ﻣﺶ ﺷﺮﻁ ﺃﻛﻞ ﻛﻞ ﻳﻮﻡ ﻑ "Mac"ﻭ.."KFC"ﻋﺶﺍﻥ ﺗﻘﻮﻝ ﺇﻧﻲ ﻣﺶ ﺑﺨﻴﻞ!! * ﻣﺶ ﻻﺯﻡ ﻟﻤﺎ ﺃﺣﺐ ﺃﻗﻌﺪ ﻣﻊ ﺇﺻﺤﺎﺑﻲ..ﻧﻘﻌﺪ ﻛﻞ ﻳﻮﻡ ﻑ "Star Bucks" ﻭ "Costa" ﻋﺸﺎﻥ ﻧﻘﻨﻌﻚ ﺇﻧﻨﺎ ﻭﻻﺩ ﻧﺎﺱ!! * ﻣﺶ ﺷﺮﻁ ﺃﺟﻴﺐ ﻟﺒﺴﻲ ﻣﻦ "Adidas" ﻭ "Nike" ﻋﺸﺎﻥ ﺃﺑﻘﻲ ﻧﻀﻴﻒ!! * ﻣﺶ ﺷﺮﻁ ﺃﺑﺮﻃﻢ ﺑﺎﻷﺟﻨﺒﻲ...ﻭ ﻛﻞ ﺟﻤﻠﺔ ﺃﺯﻧﻖ ﻓﻴﻬﺎ ﻛﻠﻤﺘﻴﻦ ﺇﻧﺠﻠﻴﺰﻱ ﻋﺸﺎﻥ ﺗﻘﻮﻝ ﻋﻠﻴﺎ ﻣﺜﻘﻒ!! * ﻣﺶ ﺷﺮﻁ ﺃﻣﺸﻲ ﺃﺳﻤﻊ "Adele" ﺃﻭ "Rihanna" ﻋﺸﺎﻥ ﺗﻘﻮﻝ ﻋﻠﻴﺎ ﻣﺘﺤﻀﺮ!! * ﻣﺶ ﺷﺮﻁ ﺃﻛﻮﻥ ﻣﻦ ﻣﺼﺮ ﺍﻟﺠﺪﻳﺪﺓ ﺃﻭ ﻣﺪﻳﻨﺔ ﻧﺼﺮ ﻋﺸﺎﻥ ﺗﺤﺘﺮﻣﻨﻲ!! ﺃﻧﺎ ﻣﻌﻈﻢ ﻟﺒﺴﻲ ﻣﻦ ﻭمحلات عاديه..ﻭ ﺑﻘﻌﺪ ﻣﻊ ﺇﺻﺤﺎﺑﻲ ﻋﻠﻲ ﻗﻬﺎﻭﻱ ﺑﻠﺪﻱأو ف نادي الجزيره ..ﻭﻟﻤﺎ ﺑﻨﺠﻮﻉ ﺑﻨﺎﻛﻞ ﻋﻠﻲ ﻋﺮﺑﻴﺎﺕ ﻓﻮﻝ ﻭﻛﺒﺪﺓ..ﺑﺘﻜﻠﻢ ﻋﺮﺑﻲ ﻋﺎﺩﻱ ﻣﻊ ﺇﻧﻲ بفهم إنجليزي..ﻭ ﺑﺴﻤﻊ ﺍﻟﺸﻴﺦ ﺇﻣﺎﻡ و منير ﻭﺑﺴﺎﻃﺔ ﻭ ﺇﺳﻜﻨﺪﺭﻳﻼ ﻭﺷﺎﻳﻔﻬﻢ ﺃﺟﺪﻉ 100ﻣﺮﺓ ﻣﻦ ﻛﻞ ﺍﻷﻏﺎﻧﻲ "ﺍﻹﻧﺠﻠﺶ" ﺣﻀﺮﺗﻚ ﻟﻮ ﺷﺎﻳﻔﻨﻲ ﻛﺪﺍ ﺇﻧﻲ ﻣﻌﻔﻦ ﺃﻭ ﻣﻦ ﻃﺒﻘﺔ ﺃﻗﻞ ﻣﻨﻚ.. ﺃﺣﺐ ﺃﻗﻮﻝ ﻟﺴﻌﺎﺩﺗﻚ ﺇﻧﻚ ﻣﺮﻳﺾ ﻭﻟﻮ ﺷﺎﻳﻒ ﺇﻧﻲ ﻛﺪﺍ ﻓﻘﻴﺮ ﻣﺜﻼ ﺃﻭ ﺑﺨﻴﻞ..ﻑ ﺃﺣﺐ ﺃﻗﻮﻝ ﻟﺤﻀﺮﺗﻚ..ﺇﻧﻚ ﺑﺮﺿﻮ ﻣﺮﻳﺾ ﺃﻧﺎ ﻣﻤﻜﻦ ﺃﻋﻤﻞ ﻛﻞ ﺍﻟﻠﻲ ﻓﻮﻕ ﺩﺍ..ﺑﺲ ﻛﻞ ﺍﻟﻔﻜﺮﺓ ﺇﻧﻲ ﺷﻔﺖ ﻧﺎﺱ..ﻣﻤﻜﻦ ﻳﻌﻴﺸﻮﺍ ﺇﺳﺒﻮﻉ ﻛﺎﻣﻞ ﺑﺘﻤﻦ ﻛﻮﺗﺸﻲ ﻫﺸﺘﺮﻳﻪ ﻣﻦ Adidas ﺷﻔﺖ ﻋﺎﺋﻼﺕ ﻣﻤﻜﻦ ﻳﺘﻐﺪﻭﺍ ﻛﻠﻬﻢ ﺑﺘﻤﻦ ﻗﻌﺪﺓ ﻣﻦ ﻗﻌﺪﺍﺕ Star Bucks ﻑ ﻋﺮﻓﺖ ﺳﺎﻋﺘﻬﺎ ﺇﻥ ﺍﻟﻔﻠﻮﺱ ﻣﺶ ﻛﻞ ﺣﺎﺟﺔ.. ﻭﻋﺮﻓﺖ ﺇﻥ ﺍﻟﻠﻲ ﺑﻴﻘﻴﺲ ﺍﻟﻨﺎﺱ ﺑﺎﻟﻤﻨﺎﻇﺮ...ﺩﺍ ﻻﺯﻡ ﻳﺘﻌﺎﻟﺞ ﺑﺴﺮﻋﺔ ﻋﺸﺎﻥ ﺍﻟﻤﻨﺎﻇﺮ ﻋﻤﺮﻫﺎ ﻣﺎ ﻛﺎﻧﺖ ﻣﻘﻴﺎﺱ ﻟﻠﺘﺤﻀﺮ.. "ﺍﻟﺘﺤﻀﺮ ﺍﻟﺤﻘﻴﻘﻲ..ﺗﺤﻀﺮ ﺍﻷﺧﻼﻕ ﻭﺍﻟﻌﻘﻞ"
Posted on: Sun, 09 Jun 2013 01:49:19 +0000

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