ﻳﻘﺎﻝ ﺃﻥ ﺃﺣﺪ ﺍﻟﻄﻼﺏ ﺍﻟﺴﻌﻮﺩﻳﻴﻦ ﻧﺰﻝ ﻓﻲ ﻣﻄﺎﺭ ﻧﻴﻮﻳﻮﺭﻙ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺃﺣﺪﺍﺙ ﺳﺒﺘﻤﺒﺮ 2001 ﺑﻔﺘﺮﺓ ﻗﺼﻴﺮﺓ. ﺃﺧﻮﻧﺎ ﻛﺎﻧﺖ ﻟﻐﺘﻪ ﺍﻹﻧﺠﻠﻴﺰﻳﺔ ﺃﻱ ﻛﻼﻡ... ﻳﻮﻡ ﺟﺎﺀ ﻋﻨﺪ ﻣﻮﻇﻒ ﺍﻟﺠﻮﺍﺯﺍﺕ ﺳﺄﻟﻪ ﻭﺵ ﻋﻨﺪﻙ ﺟﺎﻱ ﻷﻣﺮﻳﻜﺎ؟ ﻓﻘﺎﻝ ﻟﻬﻢ: I am a terrorist ﻫﻮ ﻋﻨﺪﻩ ﻃﺮﻑ ﻋﻠﻢ... ﻭﻛﺎﻥ ﻳﻘﺼﺪ" tourist : ﺗﻮﺭﻳﺴﺖ " ﻳﻌﻨﻲ ﺳﺎﺋﺢ.... ﺑﺲ ﺷﻜﻠﻪ ﻣﻦ ﻛﺜﺮ ﻣﺎ ﻳﺴﻤﻊ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻷﺧﺒﺎﺭ ﻛﻠﻤﺔ ) terroristﺗﻴﺮﻭﺭﻳﺴﺖ ( ﺇﺭﻫﺎﺑﻲ... >>>>>>>>>>> ﺍﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻑ ﻳﺎﻭﻳﻠﻚ ﺑﺘﺮﻭﺡ ﻓﺪﻫﻴﺔ ﻣﺎ ﺟﺎﺀ ﻓﻲ ﺑﺎﻟﻪ ﺇﻻ ﻫﻲ! ﻣﺴﻜﻴﻦ... ﻭﻗﻔﻮﻩ ﻛﻢ ﺳﺎﻋﺔ ﻳﺴﺘﺠﻮﺑﻮﻧﻪ ﻭﻓﻲ ﺍﻷﺧﻴﺮ ﻋﺮﻓﻮﺍ ﺇﻧﻪ ﺑﺮﻱﺀ ﻭﻋﻠﻰ ﻧﻴﺎﺗﻪ ﻓﺄﻃﻠﻘﻮﺍ ﺳﺮﺍﺣﻪ... ﻭﻣﻦ ﻃﺮﺍﺋﻒ ﺍﻟﻄﻼﺏ ﺍﻟﺴﻌﻮﺩﻳﻴﻦ ﻓﻲ ﺃﻣﺮﻳﻜﺎ: ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﻛﺎﻥ ﺗﻮﻩ ﻭﺍﺻﻞ ﻭﻋﻨﺪ ﺩﺧﻮﻟﻪ ﺷﻘﺘﻪ ﺍﻟﻤﺴﺘﺄﺟﺮﺓ.. ﻟﻘﻰ ﺃﻧﻬﺎ ﻏﻴﺮ ﻧﻈﻴﻔﺔ ﺗﻤﺎﻣﺎً ﻭﻓﻴﻬﺎ ﺃﻧﻮﺍﻉ ﺍﻟﺤﺸﺮﺍﺕ.. ﻓﺬﻫﺐ ﺇﻟﻰ ﻣﻜﺘﺐ ﺗﺄﺟﻴﺮ ﺍﻟﻌﻤﺎﺭﺓ.. ﻭﻛﺎﻧﺖ ﻟﻐﺘﻪ ﻋﻠﻰ ﻗﺪ ﺣﺎﻟﻪ... ﻭﻛﺎﻥ ﺑﻠﺸﺎﻥ ﺑﻜﻠﻤﺔ ) ﺣﺸﺮﺍﺕ ( ﻣﺎ ﻳﻌﺮﻓﻬﺎ.. ﻟﻜﻨﻪ ﻣﺎ ﺳﻜﺖ ﻭﻣﺎ ﺍﻧﺤﺮﺝ ﻓﻘﺎﻝ ﻟﻬﻢ: There are "animals" in my apartment " ﺗﻮﺟﺪ ﺣﻴﻮﺍﻧﺎﺕ ﻓﻲ ﺷﻘﺘﻲ " ﻭﺑﻌﺪﻳﻦ ﺣﺲ ﺃﻥ ) animals ﺣﻴﻮﺍﻧﺎﺕ ( ﻗﻮﻳﺔ ﺷﻮﻱ ﻓﺤﺎﻭﻝ ﻳﺮﻗﻌﻬﺎ ﻭﺭﺍﺡ ﻳﻮﺻﻔﻬﺎ ﻭﻗﺎﻝ: There are animals in my apartment. Sometimes they walk sometimes they fly! ) ﺗﻮﺟﺪ ﺣﻴﻮﺍﻧﺎﺕ ﻓﻲ ﺷﻘﺘﻲ.. ﺃﺣﻴﺎﻧﺎ ﺗﻤﺸﻲ ﻭﺃﺣﻴﺎﻧﺎ ﺗﻄﻴﺮ( ﻓﻘﺎﻝ ﻣﻮﻇﻒ ﺍﻟﻤﻜﺘﺐ: Oh my God! What kind of animals! ) ﻳﺎ ﺇﻟﻬﻲ ﻭﺵ ﻫﺎﻟﺤﻴﻮﺍﻧﺎﺕ ﻫﺬﻱ؟ ( ﺗﻮﻗﻊ ﺍﻧﻬﺎ ﺩﻳﻨﺎﺻﻮﺭﺍﺕ ﺃﻭ ﺣﻴﻮﺍﻧﺎﺕ ﻣﺘﻮﺣﺸﺔ! ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪ ﻫﺬﺍ ﺍﻛﺜﺮ ﺷﻲ ﻋﺠﺒﻨﻲ ﻣﻨﻘﻮﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻝ ﻟﻌﻴﻮﻧﻜﻢ ﺁﺧﺮ ﻣﻮﺍﺿﻴﻌﻲ
Posted on: Sat, 24 Aug 2013 11:15:10 +0000
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