-be me -be driving back from friends cat -spent like 2 hours playin with kitteh -blasting Otpusti I Zabud in the car -Let it Go in russian -translates to let it go and be free -stupid translation -could just be otpusti otpusti and it would literally translate into let it go let it go but the writer are fuxking stupid!!! Batsyuaja -#keyboardrage -#stupidtranslation -anyway -back to story -waiting in line at the gate to get my id checked -car in front of me taking its sweet time -its a female checking ids -prob a guy in the car -probably hitting on her -its a new girl so this is probably one he hasnt struck out with yet -i roll down my window to eavesdrop -#dontjudgeme -i hear them talking about magic -the card game -no I dont have that one she says -you can come over after your shift and ill show you mine he says -#smooth -oh im married she says as she point to her wedding ring but looks flattered that someones interested in her -GOD DAMMITT!! He screams -I chuckle -he drives off. -angrily -but I still want.to..be...friends... she pouts as I pull up -she looks at me with a sad look on her face -YA NE VERNUS NAZAD!! DOLZNA YA VSYA ZABYT!!!!! I sing with passion! -her look of sadness turns to a look of confusion -wait is that let it go? -yep -in russian -yup -but youre spanish -eeyup -and you have a triforce -mmhmm -and a japanese tattoo -thats right. -IM SO CONFUSED!!!! -youre having a rough first night arent you? -ITS BEEN TWO HOURS AND IM ALREADY QUESTIONING MY EXISTENCE!! -..it concerns me that you have a gun -IT CONCERNS ME THEY GIVE THESE OUT ALL WILLY NILLY!!! -.. I like you.. have you ever been in a youtube video? -VAYSYURISI THAT IS MY LIFE!! OH SHIT.THERES LIKE 5 CARS BEHIND YOU!! -okay. Well talk later -Oh shit the next persons an officer -i drive away -DONT LEAVE ME!!! -I look in my rearview mirror and see her salute -badly -its at times like these I feel really bad for security forces - :p
Posted on: Thu, 11 Sep 2014 00:10:59 +0000
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