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1. Akpos came back from church, reached for his wife and lifted her Up. WIFE : (surprise) Wow you have never done this to me before AKPOS : Our pastor said that when we get home we should lift our problems to God. 2. Ochuko : Why do you always say 'Good morning sir' to the mirror everyday?? Akpos : Because i had a quarel with Ekaitte and she said that I SHOULD RESPECT MYSELF 3. Teacher : How was your night? Akpos : How would i know? I was sleeping 4. Akpos fainted in front of a tasty fried chicken. People rushed down to him. A man started shouting 'Bring Water, Bring water'. On hearing this Akpos quickly got up and said If na water dey hungry me i forward faint for front of water board na' . 5. Akpos sat in the bar and was verry moody Soni goes over and asks : Akpos wetin happen? A very sad looking Akpos replied : I borrow Rukewe N2Million to do facial suggery, and now i no fit recognise him to collect my money back! #marioclefy
Posted on: Sun, 01 Sep 2013 16:10:02 +0000

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