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1. Why was the banana feeling lonely? -Because he was AKELA. 2. What do you call a guy with one hair? -Iqbal 3. What did the philosopher mango say? -"I think, therefore I AM" 4. What is the most desi bone in our body? -"The PATELlar bone" 5. What did one milk carton say to the other milk carton? -"Whatsup dood?" 6. What did the egg policeman say to the robber? -"Your unda arrest!" 7. How do you get a pizza to move? -Say.. “Pizza hut!" 8. How did the potato answer the phone? -"Aaloo?" 9. What do you call a fat lady waiting at the bus-stop? -Motivating. 10. What did one pea say to the other pea? -""Hey, what is the mutter with you?" 12. What did the ghetto flower say to the other flower? -"Wuddup phool." 13. Damn girl, did you just eat eggplants because your body is BANGAN! 14. What do you say to a sad tomato? - “What’s ta-matar?"
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