10 Indian Things 1. If you are a 24 yr female or a 29 yr male and unmarried, then you must have had a failed love affair or there is a fault in your stars. Any other (genuine) reasons are plainly unacceptable. 2. If you arent an Engineer/Doctor, you must have been weak in studies because apparently science is the smart peoples choice and economics/arts are left-over choices for the academically dumb people. 3. No matter how a guy/girl looks, their parents are always looking for Fair & Lovely bride or Fair & Handsome groom. After-all, lifes about being fair here. 4. A person who is dressed well in a western attire and speaks good Englishis the smartest. 5. Our politicians are so corrupt. Our system is even more corrupt. But we are not. We never contribute to corruption. 6. There are North-Indians and South-Indians and then there are the rest who are not Indians because they look like neither North nor South Indian. Unity in Diversity. 7. All of us strictly follow the yellow traffic signal light. Zebra crossing is designed for vehicles to stand first for chasing the red/green lights. One has to look both ways to cross a one-way street. Footpaths are meant for adventure lovers in the city to experience off-roading. 8. We love the aroma of plastic. We never want to take the plastic covers off any new commodity even if the commodity is not new any more! Thats a healthy obsession. 9. Every time you go abroad, you are expected to return with a whole lot of goodies for everybody you have known or not known - that distant aunt of yours you met when you were 4 yr old. She wants a perfume! 10. Black Cat, Lizard, Snake - These animals decide our fate sometimes: A black cat crossing your path or Lizard falling on your left shoulder orKilling a snake
Posted on: Fri, 26 Dec 2014 14:35:08 +0000
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