2 boys stole a bag full of oranges, so they planned 2 go 2 a quiet place 2 share it, they finally agree 2 go 2 grave yard and share it there coz that is the only place that may b quiet. On their way, at the gate of the cementary 2 oranges fell down bt they didnt pick it bcouz they ar having enough. As they reached inside they started sharing it. one 4 me one 4 u, one 4 me one 4 u, one 4 me one 4 u. A drunkard was passing and heard a voice saying one 4 me one 4 u, one 4 me one 4 u he ran bak 2 his pastors house [panting] pastor, pastor u cant believe wat i saw pastor: wat is it my son? Drunkard: u cnt believe it! Cum and c hw God and satan are sharing corpse pastor: where my son? Take me there. The pastor put on his shirt and they went 2 d cementary in hence, on reaching the gate, they stood quietly listening 2 d voice one 4 me one 4 u, one 4 me one 4 u a little while, the voice stopped and another voice said what about the two at the gate?. Cum and c pastor and drunkard on racing track, am sure even Usain Bolt no fit catch d pastor. The pastor was shouting we are not dead oh, we ar nt dead. He nearly pass im houz seif.
Posted on: Tue, 08 Jul 2014 16:02:18 +0000
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