20 Signs you may be a fitness competitor 1. You find yourself saying oh sorry I cant I have to go to the gym 2. Your scale and measuring cups should be made out of gold 3. You drink your water out of a gallon jug and you think this is perfectly acceptable pretty much anywhere 4. Most of your meals are eaten out of a ziplock bag or Tupperware & cold food no longer bothers you. 5. There is a good chance you know the macronutrients of all the food you eat and that tomatoes are a fruit 6. You hear the words quest bar and its like hearing the words 50% of shoe sale 7. Your laundry is made up 20% towels 75% sports bra and gym clothes & 5% everyday clothing 8. You go swimsuit shopping and are disappointed nothing has a scrunch butt or Swarovski crystals on it 9. You actually know what a scrunch butt is 10. You are actually still reading this 11. You can go from sneakers & sweat to lipgloss and stripper shoes in the same hour without batting an eye 12. something out of a blender or shaker bottles account for 2 of your meals 13. A jar of peanut or almond butter has more value than a bottle of wine 14. You know all this hard work and dedication is about way more that a plastic trophy 15. You know there is never enough bling on something 16. You hear someone say its a 1 carb day and you understand, want to hug them but simultaneously decide not to because dont want to be within striking distance of them just in case 17. You may carry a cooler or gym bag instead of a real purse 18. You start planning youre post show meals and treats about the same time as you decided you were going to do a show 19. You may not know what day of the week it is or even the month..... But you know exactly to the minute how many weeks you are out 20. You know that bright & early on Sunday morning when everyone is just having their coffee you are sweating your glutes off running, jumping & squatting while someone is screaming at you to go faster faster faster. Higher higher higher go lower go lower and you wouldnt it any other way 😘 💗💪👙🌟🏆 PS dont forget to hug your coach or your savage sister Shes probably the only one that wont mind you sweating on or covering her with dream tan
Posted on: Mon, 14 Apr 2014 18:50:08 +0000