9 words women say and men so often hear but never get (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. Nothing means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) If you want to: This is a dare, not permission. Dont Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) Thats Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. Thats okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: When accompanied by a smile, then a woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint, just enjoy the moment, however if the woman says Thanks a lot - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. (8) Whatever: Is a womans way of saying F-- YOU! (9) Dont worry about it, Ive got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking Whats wrong? For the womans response refer to # 3.
Posted on: Tue, 27 May 2014 13:09:28 +0000
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