A FARMER DECIDED HE WANTED TO GO TO TOWN AND SEE A MOVIE. THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, SIR, WHATS THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER? THE OLD FARMER SAID, THATS MY PET ROOSTER, CHUCK. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES TOO. IM SORRY SIR, SAID THE TICKET AGENT WE REALLY CANT ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATRE. THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED CHUCK DOWN THE FRONT OF HIS PANTS THEN RETURNED TO THE TICKET BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET AND ENTERED THE THEATRE. HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS, MILDRED AND MARGE. THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM UNCONTROLLABLY. THE OLD FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCK COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT. MARGE, WHISPERED MILDRED, LOUDLY WHATS THAT YOURE SAYING? SAID MARGE. MARGE, I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT? ASKED MARGE? HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND NOW HE HAS HIS THINGY OUT, WHISPERED MILDRED. WELL, NO NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THAT, SAID MARGE. AT OUR AGE WEVE SEEN EM ALL. I THOUGHT SO TOO, SAID MILDRED, BUT THIS ONES EATIN MY POPCORN...!
Posted on: Wed, 30 Jul 2014 02:20:16 +0000
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