A Guy Akpos went to Nairobi to see his Uncle. He got to his Uncle’s office very early in the morning by 8am and the secretary said he should come back by 2pm that Oga is not around. So, Akpos had to hang around till 2pm. By 1pm, hunger was wiring Akpos. He had not eaten since morning and he had only 200 bob in his pocket. There was no fast food around there to eat, only hotels. Akpos began to feel dizzy so he decided to find a solution. He looked around and saw a fantastic 5 star hotel. He adjusted himself, cleaned his dusty shoe, wiped his oily face with hanky and entered the hotel with confidence. In the lobby, the receptionist at the front desk said; Are you here to see somebody or you want to lodge? Akpos said confidently; “Lodging!”. The hotel receptionist said the cheapest room there is 20k per night. Akpos said; No problem! This place is lovely, just like the hotel i slept yesterday in Dubai on my way from The United states. The Receptionist said; “Thank you sir“. Akpos said; Can i pay in hard currency as i have not change my dollars? The Receptionist said; No problem sir! Akpos said; But first, where is your restaurant i want to eat before i go up to the room. They showed Akpos the restaurant and told the chef to treat him well because he was a new customer that just came back from US! The chef welcomed him and gave him the menu. Akpos first ordered appetiser, 2 bowls of assorted pepper soup with a bottle of red spanish wine. Total cost 8k. Next for the main meal, Akpos ordered pounded yam, goat head and catfish! - 15k. Akpos total bill was now 23K but Akpos only had 200 bob. They cleared his empty plate away and brought the bill. Akpos began to sweat inside cold air conditioned room. The waiter came twice to the table, Akpos waved him away that he was still relaxing after the heavy meal. The staff began to suspect Akpos, that he didn’t have money, they called security and gathered round him. Akpos looked at all of them quietly, then he brought out one his phones and used it to dial another one in his pocket which was on silent. Akpos (on the phone): Ehen, is it time? Yes na, the bomb is still with me not yet exploded. …In 2 minutes? Of course, no problem, I will detonate it on time. I am proud to be suicide bomber, and there are many people where i am, so the impact will be even better. Yes o. Government will have no choice but to listen to our case. Before Akpos drop phone, the restaurant was clear. As he walked out of the restaurant, nobody was in the lobby. Even the street was empty! One word for Akpos????
Posted on: Tue, 15 Apr 2014 12:21:21 +0000
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