[A bedtime story] Once Upon A Time there was a super ugly witch with a wart on her nose and she rode around on broomsticks and rake handles and golf clubs and fishing poles and old rolls of carpet. Nobody liked her because she was mean and she never brushed her teeth. One day a grizzly bear was trying to catch a fish in a river for his dinner when the witch flew overhead and burned all his fur off with a lightning bolt. “WHYYY???” shouted the bear. The witch just laughed and turned up her headphones. The next day a nerd was alone in his room playing WOW on his laptop. The witch flew by his window and disconnected his internet and flew away shrieking as the nerd shouted “WHYYY???” The next day an old man was in the woods duck hunting when the witch flew by shouting and cackling to herself. The old man was so old he almost died. The next day the witch was flying over a town when her broomstick ran out of gas and she crashed through an open window and into the bedroom of an incredibly loud and annoying girl. The witch panicked because the girl immediately started yelling and talking and squealing and screaming and crying and shaking and asking questions at the top of her lungs and no matter what the witch did, she could not get the girl to shut up. The girl was in fact so annoying that the witch swore she would never be mean to anyone again for as long as she lived. The witch is still alive today. Some say she lives alone in the woods and headbangs to techno music. The end. Goodnyte dear all
Posted on: Thu, 27 Mar 2014 15:23:18 +0000
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