A boyfriend and girlfriend were driving down a country road at night in winter, when they hit something with their car, so they get out and see a baby skunk next to its dead mother. So they decide to take it to an animal shelter. As they drove down the road the girl said hes shivering, what can I do? Well, the boy said wrap your scarf around him, Its not working she replys! Everyone knows the warmest spot on a woman is between her legs, tuck him in there. She thought for a minute then ask, what about the odour? The boyfriend replied just hold the little fellers nose!!!
Posted on: Tue, 28 Jan 2014 04:12:00 +0000