A burglar breaks into an isolated country house after watching the whole family depart for a night out on the town. As he creeps across the darkened living room he hears a voice saying: I can see you..... and Jesus can see you. The burglar shines his penlight torch around the room, but sees nothing. He takes another step, and he hears it again: I can see you..... and Jesus can see you. This time he realizes the voice comes from above, and when he shines his torch around he sees a parrot sitting on top of a cupboard. It looks him in the eye and says: I can see you..... and Jesus can see you. The burglar laughs and says Youre just a parrot. The parrot looks him in the eye and says Im a parrot and my name is Ebenezer. The burglar laughs again, and says Ebenezer is a pretty silly name for a parrot. The parrot looks him in the eye, waits until he has stopped laughing, and says: I agree completely...... ....and Jesus is a pretty silly name for a rotweiler.
Posted on: Tue, 03 Dec 2013 09:52:08 +0000
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