A conversation on another friends Timeline. I think they are on to something... Alex : has a couple revolutionary theories about missing plane MH370..... Did you know that it was an experimental chemtrail-sprayer that was eaten alive by its own nanobot emissions? Nanobots that mutated when radiation from the Fukashima Reactor caused them to achieve sentience. And those very mutated nano-bots are presently escaping into the oceans where theyll wreak havoc. Do your research. Alex: Or, the top-secret, DARPA designed nuclear reactor that it was testing as part of a top-secret chem-trail spraying system malfunctioned when hit by a beam from the HAARP Array, causing it to time-travel. Do your research. Tyler: Either it never took off, or it was vaporized by that Russian ICBM. Alex: And Tyler gives us a theory! To distract the world away from Russias in the Crimea, they made MH370 disappear... excellent theory... now to work chem-trails, Fukashima, nano-bots and monsanto into the conspiracy.... Stephen: Clearly the ICBM had been fired autonomously by sentient nanobots created by Monsantos to aid genetic research before being exposed to Fukashima radiation while secretly being sprayed on the Japanese populace for testing. How they got to Russian military hardware to fire the ICBM you ask? Solar winds. *nod* Alex: Mr. Spock would be proud (if he could feel the emotion known as pride), to call you a Vulcan for your clear-headed reasoning and logical approach to that conclusion. Mr. Spock would also postulate that theres a 98.4% chance that your theory is correct, given the information at hand presently. Stephen: Whatever... with the information at hand, its not an illogical conclusion that a 600ft tall Cookie monster swallowed the damn thing whole while airborne. No, I take it back - if it had been a giant cookie monster, there would be wreckage spread for miles.. TRANS-MALAYSIAN AIRLINES!! OOOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!! Yeah, I like that one. Alex: Obviously theres only one solution. We NEED to build giant battle robots to combat the 600 tall Cookie Monster that ate MH370 while it flew. Also to defend against aliens, nano-bots, and other threats that ONLY a giant transforming mecha can handle. Stephen: Only so long as we can agree that said giant transforming mecha would somehow be able to combine into a larger, more-powerful-than-the-sum-of-its-parts Mega-mecha - just in case the Nanobots team up with the Giant Cookie Monster and augment his abilities. No point getting into an arms race we cant win from the get-go.
Posted on: Fri, 14 Mar 2014 05:03:59 +0000
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