A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if hes getting sentimental because theyre celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said hed have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didnt marry you. Tomorrow I wouldve been a free man!
Posted on: Wed, 05 Nov 2014 23:41:41 +0000