A couple has a dog that snores. > > > > Annoyed because she cant sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can > > help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dogs testicles > > and he will stop snoring. > > > > Yeah, right! she says. > > > > A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The > > wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to > > the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the > > dogs testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring! > > > > The woman is amazed! > > > > Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking > > with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring > > loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So she goes > > to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her > > husbands testicles. > > > > Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly. > > > > He wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. > > > > As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a > > blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused and, as he walks > > back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dogs > > testicles. > > > > He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, I dont know where > > we were, or, what we did, but, by God, we took first and second place! > > __________________ Ken WSM Char-Griller Super Pro w/SFB Grill Sargent Turkey / Fish Fryer Weber Ranch Kettle Lucky Girl (A Stamp, 1979), [COLOR=darkorange][B]ORANGE THERMAPEN[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Proud member of the Zeros :thumb:[/COLOR]
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