A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Canberra. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, Whats going on? Terrorists have kidnapped Tony Abbott, Joe Hockey, & Christopher Pyne and theyre asking for a $10 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, theyre going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. Were going from car to car collecting donations. How much is everyone giving on average? the driver asks. The man replies, Roughly 5 litres.
Posted on: Mon, 09 Jun 2014 02:18:27 +0000
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