A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk ? Farmer : Some things you just cant explain. Man : So what happened thats so horrible ? Farmer : Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket. Man : Ok, but thats not so bad. Farmer : Some things you just cant explain. Man : So what happened then ? Farmer : I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left. Man : and then ? Farmer : Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket. Man : Again ? Farmer : Some things you just cant explain. Man : So, what did you do then ? Farmer : I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right. Man : and then ? Farmer : Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail. Man : Hmmm...! Farmer : Some things you just cant explain. Man : So, what did you do ? Farmer : Well, I didnt have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.
Posted on: Mon, 28 Oct 2013 05:19:42 +0000