A friend invited me to her church today. As the service was coming to an end. The Pastor says We have a project in the church and the church needs 5.5million. The project is to build a new church auditorium and theyav to do it at the end of this year. So everybody have to make a pledge All the members were all staring at each other after a while. One guy stood up and says: Pastor. Im making a pledge of N15k. The Pastor provokes (for his mind,oo) imagine theyre looking for 5.5million and ure making a pledge of N15k, that he wouldav keep quiet and sit down.... The Pastor didnt loose his faith. Pastor: theres nothing the Lord can nt do the devil is liar (for his mind,oo).. He says: If u want to sow a seed go ahead!! Another person stood up: Pastor. Im sowing a seed of N100k. Pastor: Thank you very much. When are u going to pay. He replied: ill pay at the end of this week.. Pastor: clap for him. (The congregations claps for him) Another person stood up: Pastor, Im sowing a seed of N250k.. Pastor: My brother. Thank you very much. Please when are u going to pay?? He replied: at the end of this month. (congregationalclapping) from no where, one guy came up and says: Pastor give me the microphone.. (they gave him) Pastor, When it comes to the given to the work of God. I dnt delay... How much do u says u needed?? Pastor: we needs 5.5million for the project.. He says: Pastor, am making a pledge of 6.5million.. /OH MY GOD.. B4 the Pastor begin to reason and think abt it. (I HEARD A PERCUSSION INSTRUMENT SOUNDED BY BEING STRUCK.) drummers plays drum.. The Pianist pressed keyboard.. The Church scattered, everybody dance.. Pastor: (shouts) praisssssss.... The Lord The congregations answered HALLELUJAAAAAA..... Pastor: My Brother please can u repeat urself.. How much are u saying?? He replied: i can not fail. I said im making a pledge of 6.5million for the church project. Pastor: (shouts) praisssseeeeeee the Lord!!! The congregation disorganised, seperates and move off in different directions... Everybody danced. Drummers makes a continous rhythmic noise.. They drummm.. Everybody danced. (Theyre seeking for 5.5m and sumbody is donating 6.5m) Pastor: My Brother. When are u going to pay? He replied: Pastor. Ill pay, ill make sure i pay.. Pastor: i knw ull pay. But please put a date. He replied: I WILL PAY BEFORE I DIE.. Lolz.. You dnt know when the Pastor confused and frustrates then asked the Guy MY BROTHER PLEASE WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO DIE??
Posted on: Sat, 25 Oct 2014 08:35:18 +0000
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