A friend (who shall remain anonymous) sent me this advice recently: There used to be a service that would say a prayer for your whole family. If that didnt work they would sedate your whole family and release them unharmed into suitable habitats a safe distance from each other. Most people are not dangerous and are a part of our environment. They can be enjoyed if treated appropriately. But we must remember that humans are not pets. They are wild hominids that have driven all of their closest relatives and many of their own kind into extinction. They must be treated as such. Here are some simple rules that will help you get along with humans u may encounter. Never stand too close to or too far from a human. Never eat or not eat something you are expected to eat or not eat. Never appear too interested or not interested enough in what a human is saying. Never go or stay except when appropriate. Already know the future and make humans feel comfortable about what happens next. If u follow these guidelines you will have a safe and enjoyable trip.
Posted on: Wed, 09 Apr 2014 06:21:44 +0000
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