A highlight from one of the of the Knotts Christmas parties.... Mike, you rock!!! Dashing through the plant By Mike Crombie Dashing through the plant On an oil-leaking lift Tom Ruff does his rant Tom McMahon is miffed All the lines are down Joe K. is irate Mechanics can’t be found The lines will have to wait Oh! Hurry please, hurry please Send maintenance on their way Fernando says, “If we don’t improve we’ll be working Saturday” hey! Hurry please, hurry please There must be no delay No product holds, no batches pulled And no O.T. pay Third shift hangs around So we can run five lines The pastuerizer’s down It’s like this all the time Materials are bad Cuz we get them at low cost Now managers are sad About all the time we’ve lost Oh! Hurry please, hurry please Send maintenance on their way Fernando says, “If we don’t improve we’ll be working Saturday” hey! Hurry please, hurry please There must be no delay No product holds, no batches pulled And no O.T. pay Oropeza called in sick Bertha’s break is long The supervisor’s ticked The reports are all done wrong Materials run short But “the system says it’s here” Dave Cavner says abort And “Let’s go get a beer!” We laughed our butts off when Mike read this....then we went and had a beer!
Posted on: Thu, 25 Dec 2014 18:15:44 +0000