A lady takes her lover to her house during the day, while her husband is at work and Unknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet to skip school. Unexpectedly her husband returns home, so she asks the man to hide in the same closet. The boy now has company! Boy: dark in here Man: yes it is Boy: I have a baseball Man: thats nice Boy: wana buy it? Man: no, thanks Boy: my dad is outside Man: ok how much? Boy: 250 In the next few weeks it happens again and they meet in the same closet. Boy: dark in here Man: yes it is Boy: I have a baseball glove Man: how much? Boy: 750 Man: fine Few days later the father says to the boy, grab your gloves and ball and lets go to the park. The boy says, I sold them Father: how much Boy: 1000 Father: It s terrible to over charge ur friends. We are going to church and u have to confess! So they go to the church and father alerts the priest, makes the boy sit in the confession room and closes the door. Boy: Its Dark in here Priest: Don t u f**kin start that sh*t again!!
Posted on: Wed, 30 Oct 2013 17:06:14 +0000
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