A little potty humor... So I am getting ready to leave the Robbins Community Center today and decide to leak before I leave. Not paying too much attention to anything but the toilet seat and making sure there is toilet paper, I do my business and go to flush the toilet. It slightly gurgles and thats it. My heart starts pounding. Im in no mood to tell them I broke their toilet, so I try to flush again. Gurgle. My heart is pounding faster and Im starting to stress a little. I dont need anyone looking at what I left behind, right? Pull again. Gurgle. Im at my wits end, staring down at the toilet, filled with dread I now have to go report to someone that I broke the toilet. For what its worth, I had been talked about on radio while living in Springfield a while back and temporarily became known as the Toilet Lady because I had been arguing the night before at a board meeting that every resident deserved a working toilet in their homes (it was a landlord/tenant thing). So right when I am ready to walk out of the stall, head hung low...I decide to look up on the wall above the toilet and this is what I saw... Sure as shit, I flush 8 times in a row and it went down! Phew!
Posted on: Sat, 17 Jan 2015 02:26:35 +0000
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