A man and his wife in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said: ‘Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with pain and labor, d Child should be in my custody." The judge turns to the husband and says: What do you have to say in your defense? The man sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose. "Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out.. Whose Pepsi is it? the machine’s or mine?
Posted on: Wed, 31 Jul 2013 12:51:29 +0000