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A man walked out of the bar, very drunk. He decided he would walk home instead of drive. A policeman saw him walking, tripping over benches, pants falling down, one step forward and 23 back, cannot walk in a straight line. Finally fed up with the drunk, the cop pulled up on the side of him and asked, What the hell are you doing? The man, staggering, looked at the policeman and slurred, Imm a going tooo a lescture. The policeman said, Who in the hell is giving a lecture at this time of the night? The drunk man replied, Once, I get home.....my wife.
Posted on: Mon, 21 Apr 2014 03:56:20 +0000

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