A police officer pulls over a little red sports car for speeding He walks up to the car and the first thing he notices is how gorgeous the driver is.Drop dead blonde, the works. Ive pulled you over for speeding, Maam. Could I see your drivers license? License . . . ??? The blonde looks confused. Its usually in your wallet, replies the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver manages to find it. Now may I see your registration? asks the cop. Registration . . . . Whats that? asks the blonde. Its usually in your glove compartment, says the cop impatiently. After more fumbling, she finds the registration. Ill be back in a minute, says the cop and walks back to his squad car. The officer runs a routine check on the license and registration,and the dispatcher comes back all excited: Is this woman driving a red sports car? he asks. Yes, answers the officer. Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde? asks the dispatcher. Uh . . . yes replies the cop. Heres what you do says the dispatcher. Give her back her stuff,stand back and drop your pants. WHAT!!? I cant do that. Thats crazy! exclaims the cop. Trust me; just do it, says the dispatcher. So the cop returns to the blonde, hands back the license and registration, and drops his pants as instructed. The blonde rolls up her eyes and sighs, Oh no! Not ANOTHER breathalyzer. SIES i dnt wnt 2 b dis BLONDE mna
Posted on: Thu, 13 Mar 2014 08:20:51 +0000
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