A pregnant woman was delivering but she was finding it very difficult. The nurses as usual yelled at her: Push!... But there were no signs of the baby coming forth, no matter what they did. About five minutes later, the babys head came out and asked: BABY: Is this Nigeria? NURSE: Yes. BABY: What about Boko Haram, are they still here and killing? NURSE: Yes. BABY: What about ASUP? NURSE: Still on strike. BABY: What about the missing $20billlion? NURSE: Still missing. BABY: Chai, what about the Chibok girls have they been rescued? NURSE: No. BABY: What about NEPA...are they on 24/7? NURSE: For where. No bi my phone touch-light we wan carry deliver you? BABY: Is Jonna still the President? NURSE: Yes. BABY: How about Jonna wife? NURSE: She still crying Daris God oo!!! BABY: Kai, are APC and PDP accusing each other and holding each other responsible for everything wrong in the country? NURSE: Yes. BABY: Is the National Conference still going on? NURSE: Yes. BABY: Aaaaaaaaaaah!!! Shame the devil...Am not coming out again!! LMFAO¤¤¤••••Mz L@ Tush
Posted on: Mon, 07 Jul 2014 21:57:00 +0000
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