A quick Primus parody (sorry for the g-rated version) Ive been to hell. I spell it...I spell it DST Anyone thats overslept knows precisely what I mean I’ve driven fast and made excuses holding back the urge to scream And if I had my druthers Id screw a chimpanzee - call it pointless… When I need relief I spell it CAFE Perhaps you may know uh vaguely what I mean I sit back and sip away huge chunks of memory As I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy - call it pointless… Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese Now, lifes a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs and the rediculous DST - call it pointless… Ive been to hell. I spell it...I spell it DST Anyone thats been late knows precisely what I mean Ive sped past traffic signals just to arrive late near an hour and fifteen And if I had my druthers Id screw that chimpanzee - call it pointless…
Posted on: Sun, 09 Mar 2014 17:02:00 +0000