A snippette from terry pratchett that has me in tears right now Across the table from him a retired military man was being assured by his wife that he did not, contrary to what he himself believed, like potted shrimps. In vain the man protested weakly that he thought he did like potted shrimps, to the gentle response, You may like potted shrimps, Charles, but they do not like you. Vimes felt for the man, who seemed puzzled at having developed enemies among the lower crustacea. Well, er, does lobster like me, dear? He said, in a voice that did not express much hope. No, dear, it does not get on well with you at all. Rememer what happened at the Parsleys whist evening. The man looked at the groaning sideboard and tried: Do you think the scallops could get on with me for five minutes or so? Good heavens no, Charles. He cast a glance at the sideboard again. I expect the green salad is my bosom friend, though, isnt it
Posted on: Sun, 23 Feb 2014 04:43:28 +0000
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