A woman goes into a shop to buy a rod and reel as a gift She doesnt know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter where theres a shop assistant wearing dark shades. Excuse me sir she says can you tell me anything about this rod and reel? The assistant replies Maam Im blind but if you drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes. She didnt believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He said, Thats a 6 graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line...Its a good all around rod and reel and its only £20.00. The lady said, Its amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think its what Im looking for so Ill take it. He walks behind the counter to the register, and in the meantime the woman breaks wind big-time. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her...being blind he wouldnt know that she was the only person around. The assistant rings up the sale and says, That will be £25.50. She says, But didnt you say it was £20.00? Yes maam, the rod and reel is £20.00, but the duck call is £3.00, and the catfish stink bait is £2.50.
Posted on: Sun, 24 Aug 2014 08:28:39 +0000
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