A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard. The womans husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, Dark in here. The man says, Yes, it is. Boy - I have a football. Man - Thats nice. Boy - Want to buy it? Man - No, thanks. Boy - My dads outside. Man - OK, how much? Boy - US150 In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together. Boy - Dark in here. Man - Yes, it is. Boy - I have football boots. The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, How much? Boy - US250! Man - Sold. A few days later, the boys father says to the boy, Grab your boots and football, lets go outside and have a game of soccer. The boy says, I cant, I sold my ball and boots. The father asks, How much did you sell them for? Boy - £400!’ The father says, Thats terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. Im going to take you to church and make you confess. They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, Dark in here. The priest says, Dont start that again you little racscal. Youre in my cupboard now
Posted on: Thu, 13 Mar 2014 14:10:00 +0000
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