AKPOS was hungry and went to mai shayi (men selling tea and bread). The following dialogue transpired between them: AKPOS: You get loaf of bread? ABOKI: yes AKPOS: bring one; slice am into two and put two sachet of butter in between ABOKI: (happy and thanking God for bringing customer,is quickly doing as he is instructed ) AKPOS: You get egg? ABOKI: yes customer AKPOS: fry 6 eggs put am inside the bread. ABOKI: Okay customer AKPOS: You get sardin for inside gongoni? ABOKI: yes customer everything dey. AKPOS: put two gongoni inside the bread. ABOKI: Okay customer (happy and doing as he is told, already enthusiastic hell make a lot of money 2day) AKPOS: you don finish? Oya press the bread together for me. ABOKI: See am customer, i don prepare am finish. AKPOS: OYA CUT N10 Naira OWN FOR ME!
Posted on: Wed, 30 Apr 2014 18:38:00 +0000